2012 World Telekinesis Competition

Team Profiles

Trè Berserk

I'll ask of the berserks, you tasters of blood,
Those intrepid heroes, how are they treated,
Those who wade out into battle?
Wolf-skinned they are called. In battle
They bear bloody shields.
Red with blood are their spears when they come to fight.
They form a closed group.
The prince in his wisdom puts trust in such men
Who hack through enemy shields

                                 -- Thórbiörn Hornklofi

RYAN! Feddersen

Alias: Firecracker
Origin: The Feddersen Clan
Fighting style: Kamikaze
Weaponry: Prefrontal cortex
Weight class: Heavy Weight
Special skills: Extrasensory Perception
Philosophy: Quantum mechanics dictates that all things simultaneously exist and do not. It is in these unsettled moments that reality becomes malleable and telekinesis possible.
Affiliations: North West Association of Femme Nazis, Boys from the Dwarf,

Brock Johnson

Alias: Space Rhinoceros Cowboy of Love
Origin: Pluto
Fighting style: Apeshit
Weaponry: Spiritual Snorkel-horn
Weight class: Heavy Weight
Special skills: Distraction
Philosophy: Bokononism
Affiliations: Ephrata VFW

Andy Johnson

Alias: Strom Petty
Origin: Eureka!
Fighting style: Yogalates
Weaponry: Wrists of steel
Weight class: Irrelevant
Special skills: Curtain creation, shield weaver
Philosophy: "My job is to protect you, Lady Glinda even if you are loosing your mind."
Affiliations: AARP, Minutemen, Club Penguin